Wellness for life sounds like one of those shiny Instagram goals, doesn’t it? Like, all green smoothies and perfect yoga poses. But, dude, my version of lasting health is more like tripping over my own sneakers and spilling coffee on my journal. I’m just a 30-something gal in a tiny Chicago apartment, surrounded by takeout containers and a dog who thinks my yoga mat’s a bed. I’ve written a couple hundred blog posts—some were okay, some were total duds—and I’m no health guru. But I’ve stumbled into some real, messy ways to stay healthy and happy that actually work for me. So, grab a coffee (or, like, a kombucha if you’re feeling extra), and let’s talk about how to make wellness for life not suck.
Why Wellness for Life Feels Like a Bad Rom-Com
Okay, real talk: chasing lasting health is like signing up for a marathon when you haven’t run since gym class in 2008. Who’s got time to meal prep, meditate, and do burpees while dodging work emails and Chicago traffic? Not me. A couple years ago, I went hard on “getting healthy.” I bought a blender, signed up for a gym (went once, pulled a muscle), and downloaded a meditation app that told me to “find peace” while I was late for a meeting. I yelled at my phone, “Peace? I’m stuck on Lake Shore Drive!”
Here’s what I figured out: wellness for life ain’t about being perfect. It’s about small, clumsy wins. Like, I started drinking more water because I was basically a raisin. Got this goofy water bottle with “Slay All Day” written on it—total cringe, but I love it. I lug it everywhere, even if I forget it in my car sometimes. That one habit? It’s made me feel less like a zombie, and it’s my first step toward happy habits.
Quick Tip: Start small, like, stupid small. Maybe just drink water before your third coffee. Healthline’s got a good piece on why hydration’s a big deal.

My Morning Routine’s a Hot Mess, But It Works
Mornings are not my friend. I’m the opposite of those TikTok people who wake up at 5 a.m. to journal by candlelight. My alarm goes off, and I’m flailing to shut it up, knocking over my glasses or spilling my water (yep, that “Slay All Day” bottle). But I’ve patched together a morning routine that’s kinda helped me build everyday wellness habits without wanting to scream.
Here’s what I do (when I’m not a disaster):
- Guzzle water first. That bottle’s by my bed. Chugging some before coffee makes me feel like I’m not failing at life.
- Move a bit. I do, like, five minutes of stretching while my dog, Muffin, glares at me like I’m embarrassing us both.
- Eat something green-ish. Usually a smoothie with spinach I pretend I can’t taste.
- Scribble one good thing. Gratitude’s cheesy, but I write stuff like, “Didn’t lose my keys today.” It’s something.
Some days, I blow it. Last week, I overslept, ate a bagel with way too much cream cheese, and forgot to stretch. Did I survive? Yeah. Wellness for life means you don’t gotta be perfect—you just keep trying.
Gratitude’s Not As Dumb As I Thought
Okay, I used to think gratitude was for hippies. Like, am I supposed to thank the universe for my Wi-Fi bill? But last summer, I was chilling on my fire escape with a lukewarm latte, watching the L train rumble by. I jotted down, “This coffee’s not bad,” and it kinda hit me—noticing the little stuff makes the big stuff less heavy. I don’t journal every day—sometimes I just mutter “thanks for not raining” while brushing my teeth. It’s a mental health trick that’s stuck with me. Psychology Today says gratitude can legit make you happier. Who knew?

Food’s My Love Language, But I’m Lazy
I’m obsessed with food, but I’m not out here cooking gourmet. Wellness for life doesn’t mean eating salads all day (praise be). I love pizza, tacos, you name it—but too much junk makes me feel like I’m moving through syrup. So, I try to make my meals colorful. Not like candy colorful—think carrots, berries, maybe some kale if I’m feeling wild.
I tried meal prepping once, inspired by some YouTube chef. Total fail. I spent hours chopping veggies, only to realize I hate cold zucchini. By day three, my fridge smelled like a swamp. Now, I stick to easy stuff like smoothies or stir-fries. My go-to smoothie? Banana, spinach, frozen berries, and whatever milk’s not expired. Last week, I spilled it all over my counter while texting my sister. Typical. But it keeps me going.
Lazy Smoothie Recipe:
- 1 banana (sometimes a lil mushy)
- Handful of spinach
- Frozen berries (strawberries or whatever’s on sale)
- Splash of almond milk
- Blend and try not to make a mess.

Moving My Body Without Crying
Exercise and I have beef. In high school, I tried out for volleyball and spiked a ball into my own face. Embarrassing. I swore off sports forever. But I’ve found ways to move that don’t make me wanna hide. I walk around my neighborhood blasting Sabrina Carpenter (judge me, I dare you). Sometimes I do a YouTube workout, but I’ll pause it to grab a snack—chips count as cardio, right?
The trick is doing stuff you don’t hate. I love walks with my friend Jess. Last weekend, we hit the Lakefront Trail, and I complained the whole time, but the view of Lake Michigan? Worth it. Moving for joy, not punishment, is how you build lasting health.
Mental Health’s the Sneaky Tough Part
Mental health is the real boss battle in wellness for life. Some days, I’m vibing; others, I’m spiraling because my internet’s out or Chicago’s winter won’t quit. I started therapy last year after a bad breakup left me moping. Talking to someone who doesn’t roll their eyes at my drama? It’s like dropping a 50-pound backpack. If therapy’s not your thing, even venting to a friend or scribbling nonsense in a notebook helps. Just don’t bottle it up—that’s a one-way ticket to a meltdown.
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